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Post by Re-Member » Sat May 24, 2008 9:35 am

A friend of mine had an Emax and shown me a few pages of the manual that actually calls you "dude"

Then of course there's the "bird run" buried in the menus that actually makes a small bird run across the screen for no reason whatsoever.

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Post by OriginalJambo » Sat May 24, 2008 2:52 pm

neandrewthal wrote:I've always wanted something to give me realistic synthesizer tones. Thanks for the tip on the 100p.
No problem. Can I also point out that it does a mean "Glocken"? :lol:

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Post by salwa » Sun May 25, 2008 10:14 am

I think there were DX7 ads saying "programing has never been so easy" or something like that...
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Post by felini » Thu May 29, 2008 7:11 pm

From David Crombie´s "The Complete Synthesizer" (1984): "White noise is therefore a useful tool in the more horrifying business of sensory deprivation. The synthesizer is the only instrument whose playing could literally be described as torturous."

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Post by StepLogik » Thu May 29, 2008 8:27 pm

Early Roland manuals and service docs refer to "The Midi" which is always good for a laugh. Especially when used in one of their famous rolandese sentences like "for to enjoy the sound, please to connect the midi" lol

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