Laser beam technology gone bad...

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Post by LesDeuxLoveOrchestra » Fri Jun 06, 2008 11:39 pm

i like the c**p in the background, like the massage chair and the scooter.

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Post by killedaway » Sat Jun 07, 2008 12:06 am

honestly, it's rare when i watch pretty much any YouTube video all the way thru. this was, for some freak reason, one of an extremely select few that made it all the way to the end of the status bar. i mean, it wasn't even "so bad it's good." i actually started to get a little angry about halfway thru. angry that someone even bothered to greenlight this waste of time, and almost angrier knowing someone out there has likely bought one.

it's like a mid-air version of muting and unmuting tracks in a DAW, only... you didn't write any of those tracks. yay?
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Post by OriginalJambo » Sat Jun 07, 2008 12:14 am

Is this s**t for real?
Everyone sounds great!
Sure - if by great, you mean like any other General MIDI song written by the lone programmer during his foray into the wonderful world of freeware games.

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Post by Suburban Bather » Sat Jun 07, 2008 3:05 am

It would be cool if you could load your own samples/loops and use it as an interactive toy for the audience to mess with during a show.

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Post by Zamise » Sat Jun 07, 2008 5:31 am

I'd use it as a security system for Catherine Zeta-Jones to limbo through.
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Post by zoomtheline » Sat Jun 07, 2008 12:00 pm

WOW!!!

possibly the worst or best invention ever! can't decide which.

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Post by breitt » Sat Jun 07, 2008 6:00 pm

Zamise wrote:I'd use it as a security system for Catherine Zeta-Jones to limbo through.

Good one. And to make her mission more treacherous, she has to date one of the guys in the video if she fails. Truly a frightening prospect.
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Post by chamomileshark » Sun Jun 08, 2008 9:35 pm

But she might be in the market for a toy boy?

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Post by ColorForm2113 » Sun Jun 08, 2008 10:04 pm

i like the review on matrix synth "dog paddle your way through crappy music" LOL

the people in that video are enjoying themselves WAY to much. How much money (and self respect) do you have to waste to get one of these things?

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Post by ColorForm2113 » Sun Jun 08, 2008 10:24 pm

i went to the sharper images you tube page and they disabled comments and put up fake "this product is so AMAZING" comments...either that or they deleted the overwhelming amount of negative ones and left the five good ones from people that dont know any better

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Post by bigbadbarns » Mon Jun 09, 2008 2:32 am

Tom Morello loves it, though.

(seriously, check the very start of that clip, hehe).

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Post by monolith » Mon Jun 09, 2008 4:59 am

ColorForm2113 wrote:i like the review on matrix synth "dog paddle your way through crappy music" LOL

+1 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I'll have 'quiet reverie' playing at my funeral, and each mourner can come forth and contribute their own emotive phrase to pay their respects.

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Post by bigbadbarns » Mon Jun 09, 2008 5:01 am

f**k, i CANNOT STOP WATCHING THAT GODDAMN VIDEO.

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Post by breitt » Mon Jun 09, 2008 7:44 am

I noticed Mr. One Man Rock Band perhaps foreshadowing the company's next product--"Air Creamz" in the video at 3:08 when he performs a distinctly masturbatory slapping motion directly above the impressionable young blond boy's crotch.

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Post by bigbadbarns » Tue Jun 10, 2008 11:01 am

haha, oh jesus breitt, that's awesome. just made my day. totally missed it (no idea how I missed it, but there you go)

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