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Post your totally awfulest, worst ever track

Post by Purity_Control » Mon Jan 21, 2008 11:56 pm

this is always good for a laugh (and i could use one right now ;) )... will you dare to share?

here's mine

Baby One More Time

from back when i had a nova, p600, tr505 and the delusional belief that i could actually sing :oops:

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Post by xpander » Tue Jan 22, 2008 12:34 am

holy c**p, that was the weirdest thing i've listened to in ages.

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Post by hfinn » Tue Jan 22, 2008 12:50 am

Here is a 17 year old song my friend and I did. No synth content but it's short. My friend now has a podcast (Josh Mormann) (to which this is linked, but all you will here is the song). This was actually the very first song we ever recorded.

A Night Like Tonight

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Post by Suburban Bather » Tue Jan 22, 2008 4:41 am

chemically.wma - 0.99MB

First song ever, made with Acid Pro 3 and Reaktor back in Oct. of 2003.

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Post by Suburban Bather » Tue Jan 22, 2008 4:48 am

hfinn wrote:Here is a 17 year old song my friend and I did. No synth content but it's short. My friend now has a podcast (Josh Mormann) (to which this is linked, but all you will here is the song). This was actually the very first song we ever recorded.

A Night Like Tonight
New genre- Speed Folk Garage Punk! That was actually kinda cool.

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Re: Post your totally awfulest, worst ever track

Post by Suburban Bather » Tue Jan 22, 2008 4:53 am

Purity_Control wrote:this is always good for a laugh (and i could use one right now ;) )... will you dare to share?

here's mine

Baby One More Time

from back when i had a nova, p600, tr505 and the delusional belief that i could actually sing :oops:
You know, if the Residents recorded The Commercial Album recently then this is what one of the songs would sound like. So cheezee its cool! Sounds like you had fun making that tune.

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Post by premieklovn » Tue Jan 22, 2008 12:58 pm

Purity_Control wrote:this is always good for a laugh (and i could use one right now ;) )... will you dare to share?

here's mine

Baby One More Time

from back when i had a nova, p600, tr505 and the delusional belief that i could actually sing :oops:

This has to be the best thing I've ever heard. 9.8/10

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Post by Purity_Control » Tue Jan 22, 2008 4:40 pm

No synth content but it's short.
lol thank god for small mercies... nice one, it's really awful

this is the sort of s**t i'm talking about
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unfortunately, i think you might be onto something there...
This has to be the best thing I've ever heard. 9.8/10
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

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Post by gcoudert » Tue Jan 22, 2008 7:35 pm

I haven't got enough time to post my whole back catalogue!

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Post by n3wt15 » Wed Jan 23, 2008 10:52 am

well, not exactly my worse....but no where near good lol
I'll tell you the story of this one first lol
a friend of mine called me up, asking if i would write his friend a song fir his birthday in exchange for some pot, so he told me a little about his friend, how that his name is jeremy, hes mentally retarded, and likes candy, and the lunch lady always says "heres your sandwhich"
so i kept that in mind, and got really high, and made this song for him

i wrote it in 2001? with an ms2000, a yamaha rm1x, a nord lead1, and fruity loops (dont know what version)

needless to say, i dont smoke the pot aymore lol

http://www.n3wt.net/music/n3wt-thejeremysong.mp3
if you like this, i also have a project me and a friend made...to try and make the worst music on the planet
its http://www.myspace.com/robotwithabus
check out the picture....we played live once....boy, the local scene around here doesnt book me to play shows very often lol

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Post by Purity_Control » Wed Jan 23, 2008 9:02 pm

is the jeremy song supposed to be about 3 seconds long?

or did it sound like 5 minutes when you were on pot? :shock:

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Post by n3wt15 » Wed Jan 23, 2008 11:59 pm

nope, i should have tested it before hand

works now! sorry about that

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Post by xpander » Thu Jan 24, 2008 8:19 am

Purity_Control: please post more links to your music. i swear your Britney cover is going on my iphone tonight, possibly the best track i've ever heard on this board.

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Post by Purity_Control » Sun Jan 27, 2008 1:23 pm

works now! sorry about that
actually i like it... i've heard commercial dance music that didn;t amuse me as much as that did :D
Purity_Control: please post more links to your music. i swear your Britney cover is going on my iphone tonight, possibly the best track i've ever heard on this board.
lol that's harsh... i've heard some quite nice things around here.

rest of my stuff is on my soundclick page, apart from Degradadora

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