Post your totally awfulest, worst ever track

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Re: Post your totally awfulest, worst ever track

Post by thosquanta » Thu Mar 24, 2011 7:33 pm

oh good lord, i streamed my entire first album. (technically, tape.) from 97 or 98, i was 16 or 17 when i did this. its all Boss DR-660, casio CZ-1, bad guitar, worse vocals, and i don't know what the h**l i was trying to do with lyrics.

i still like the cover photo tho, so theres that, i guess.


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Re: Post your totally awfulest, worst ever track

Post by Purity_Control » Thu Mar 24, 2011 9:07 pm

Purity_Control, could you post the song in the OP again? The link is broken, and I think I might enjoy the song.


Enjoy may not be the word you're looking for... it gets worse every time I listen to it :oops:

btw those tracks you posted are awful. wtf were you trying to do on that 3rd one? :shock:

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Re: Post your totally awfulest, worst ever track

Post by bhrama » Thu Mar 24, 2011 9:43 pm

Man, thank you for dredging this thread back up! I was having a tough time at work (had to let an employee go, plus inventory/audit day), and this made me smile ear to ear. :D I've got some real rotten apples somewhere on tape, I'll try to convert and post soon.

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Re: Post your totally awfulest, worst ever track

Post by Plumpudding » Fri Mar 25, 2011 5:43 am

Purity_Control wrote:
Purity_Control, could you post the song in the OP again? The link is broken, and I think I might enjoy the song.


Enjoy may not be the word you're looking for... it gets worse every time I listen to it :oops:

btw those tracks you posted are awful. wtf were you trying to do on that 3rd one? :shock:
Thank you! Nice track! I don't really remember what I did, I was in some sort of alchohol-driven trance. That album sold pretty well actually. Most where bought by gullable grandparents looking for a gift for the young one.
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Re: Post your totally awfulest, worst ever track

Post by adamstan » Fri Mar 25, 2011 6:19 am

Purity_Control wrote: Enjoy may not be the word you're looking for... it gets worse every time I listen to it :oops:
Why bass plays in different key than the rest?? :lol:
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Re: Post your totally awfulest, worst ever track

Post by Purity_Control » Sat Mar 26, 2011 12:32 am

God only knows, it was 10 years ago now. Some of my other efforts around that time weren't too bad aside from my excriciating singing (once described as being like "John Cleese in drag playing a clown singing to an empty circus"), that one was just messed up.

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Re: Post your totally awfulest, worst ever track

Post by Plumpudding » Sat Mar 26, 2011 4:23 am

I just have to say, you're voice is wonderfull. something inbetween terrible and fantastic.
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Re: Post your totally awfulest, worst ever track

Post by elsquirrel » Sat Mar 26, 2011 1:10 pm

Plumpudding wrote:Purity_Control, could you post the song in the OP again? The link is broken, and I think I might enjoy the song.

On topic again,







From my first christmass album, abusing alchohol and a crappy home keyboard.
Epic three part odyssey. I think it captures the demented spirit of christmas quite well.

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Re: Post your totally awfulest, worst ever track

Post by Plumpudding » Sun Mar 27, 2011 6:01 am

Oh, there's more.
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Re: Post your totally awfulest, worst ever track

Post by Purity_Control » Sun Mar 27, 2011 6:25 pm

There certainly is... you've just reminded me of some of the absymal stuff I did around that time. I was having classical singing lessons and got so up myself about it I didn;t realise I sucked bad :oops:

btw lyrics nsfw/nfbsk and themes include perpetrating sadomasochistic acts against an underage girl, being a spectator on your own nervous breakdown and a bondage love song.






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Re: Post your totally awfulest, worst ever track

Post by druzz » Mon Mar 28, 2011 4:02 am

thats not my worst track ever but its the most crappy piece of music i have on the net rigth now. unless... i can find my old myspace acount. i'll give it a try .
i like this trhead


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Re: Post your totally awfulest, worst ever track

Post by druzz » Mon Mar 28, 2011 4:20 am

good news guys , i found something with embarassing vocals . let me just see if i can embed this f**k myspace s**t . guess what , internet explorer just crashed on my myspace page like in the good old days . myspace is s**t .



mmm dont know if thats working

its the last song on this page : sweet ride

heres the link :

http://www.myspace.com/thelarsenjonesorchestra

the first track is actually kind of cool

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