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Re: Dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say about synths

Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 3:29 am
by Mr Knesh
chrisrnps wrote:"Hi:

My dream MIDI keyboard is a musical keyboard that has ......."
Is this a spam post or an attempt at a thread hijack?

Re: Dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say about synths

Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 3:55 am
by Primal Drive
Mr Knesh wrote:
chrisrnps wrote:"Hi:

My dream MIDI keyboard is a musical keyboard that has ......."
Is this a spam post or an attempt at a thread hijack?
Actually, chrisrnps is quoting Green Xenon's OP from another thread. He/she apparently considers that post as one of the dumbest things anyone has said about a synth.

Re: Dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say about synths

Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 9:13 am
by breitt
Mr Knesh wrote:
breitt wrote:I was playing some Crystal Method and someone at the BBQ said "Turn that disco s**t off."
Ive got some bad news for you buddy....
Crystal Method and a variety of other electronic dance, techno, trance, ebm, house, et cetera, use SO MANY techniques, tones, rhythms, and flare that was developed in the disco era that at times they are interchangeable.

Sometimes I wonder what a lot of artists out there are actually thinking when they come up with their beats and melodies. :roll:
I was just making the point that many people (include my buddy, whose musical taste peaked with Poison and Damned Yankees, view anything electronic with occasional repetitive beats as "disco".

Re: Dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say about synths

Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 9:37 am
by Ashe37
Mr Knesh wrote:Ive got some bad news for you buddy....
Crystal Method and a variety of other electronic dance, techno, trance, ebm, house, et cetera, use SO MANY techniques, tones, rhythms, and flare that was developed in the disco era that at times they are interchangeable.

Sometimes I wonder what a lot of artists out there are actually thinking when they come up with their beats and melodies. :roll:

And most of the chord progressions date back to at least Blues, and the arpeggio sequences date back to middle ages minstrel type playing... next point?

Re: Dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say about synths

Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 6:03 pm
by veer chasm
Ashe37 wrote:And most of the chord progressions date back to at least Blues, and the arpeggio sequences date back to middle ages minstrel type playing... next point?
I agree. All genres of music borrow and steal from each other and find their origins in earlier forms of music. There is nothing new under the sun as a wise man once said.

Re: Dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say about synths

Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 7:58 pm
by CJ the noisemaker
I tell my pops I want a few synthesizers for their sound. his reply:

"Don't they all sound the same?"

...he's a guitar player.

Re: Dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say about synths

Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 8:03 pm
by retrosounds
CJ the noisemaker wrote:I tell my pops I want a few synthesizers for their sound. his reply:

"Don't they all sound the same?"

...he's a guitar player.
Oh, I know how that feels.

My dad collects clocks (he has about 15 now...)
I said "You have to many clocks"
He said "You have to many keyboards"
So then I say "But all of my synths do something different"
He said "So do all of my clocks" (Touché)

Re: Dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say about synths

Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 9:51 pm
by Solderman
CJ the noisemaker wrote:"Don't they all sound the same?"
I believe the correct answer is "Only if I make them sound the same intentionally".

This one goes back to unfamiliarity again, but on showing photos of my rack synths to some people, I get questions like "What is that, some kind of equalizer?". The confused look I get from them is always worth it too when I point to the one item in the rack and say "That's a chorus." The response is usually "So what is that?" or "like people singing?".

Re: Dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say about synths

Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 10:54 pm
by hfinn
Well if they don't know about music production saying "chorus" to people would be rather confusing. I don't think thats so much stupid as just not knowing about something. My father can explain car things to me that I would never grasp if he wasn't explaining them. Does that make me ignorant or just unskilled in a field.

Re: Dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say about synths

Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2009 4:19 pm
by braincandy
I agree with Heath. You can't accuse someone of saying something stupid when questioning why you need another synth if they're not familiar with them. That may be ignorance on their part, but how can it be stupidity?

Re: Dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say about synths

Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2009 4:42 pm
by Solderman
Just to clarify, I did say I was talking about unfamiliarity. No back edits, I swear! :)

Re: Dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say about synths

Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2009 5:13 pm
by braincandy
Solderman, I wasn't addressing you personally. Just a general statement, really.

Nice to see another Dallasite on here, by the way. There are about 7 or 8 of us I think.

Re: Dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say about synths

Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 12:32 am
by StepLogik
From a Boston craigslist ad for a Korg DW-8000:
**Remember the opening to Van Halen’s JUMP?”... this is the keyboard that produced that
classic rif and more.
Who knew?

Re: Dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say about synths

Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 12:51 am
by Christopher Winkels
Perhaps he meant "keyboard" in the sense of having 61 keys with an approximate ratio of 5 black ones to every 7 white ones? :lol:

Re: Dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say about synths

Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 2:56 am
by mcomeg
I'm not sure about the dumbest thing I've heard, but I did watch my mother try to play chordy church music on my Minimoog. I redirected her to my Akai and she seemed better off.