I found it on Craigslist yesterday, here's the description:
"its a "voyager" old skool ~ has earphone plug and couple other audio plugs on the back~
works great ,,,,bought it from hippy who played bongos too.
has beats and all kind of different keyboard sounds.
its very large and heavy and can be used in a band or practice learning to play!!"
Made me laugh a bit.

But hey, it's only $20 so I'm not losing much if it's not any good.

I'll be sure once I get it to let you all know what it actually is. Maybe even do a little video of it.
Well fffff.